"Do Not Open", box says, but you open anyway. inside: a tiny you stares in a tiny box. You drop the lid & look up; everything goes dark
Here is my joke about Leo not winning an oscar: let’s throw sticks in the river for an hour and see who can throw one the furthest then get tired and sit down until it gets dark
I think it would be better if the Oscars was a secret. people would know about it and know vaguely what it is but we never know who wins or what actually happens and everyone’s always trying to get in like it’s willy wonka’s chocolate factory. also it’s always hosted by this ancient minotaur no one likes
This girl I met literally one time has a really punny surname, so I’ve kinda gotten into the habit of letting her know about it at least once a year.