Things just really suck at working out the way you want them to.

If you have Animal Crossing on the 3DS I think we should make love and by that I mean share friend codes and fruits and furniture

“I can’t wait to see who wins the next gen race! I used to be really into Microsoft but I am putting all of my bets on Sony this time! Boy, all of the noobs are going to cry!” you say as I carry you in my arms and drop you off a waterfall